timkarinn:

I can’t even handle this. 

timkarinn:

I can’t even handle this. 

(via freemanrage)

dysenterygay:

omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like

anal

(via calmastits)

puppenblut:

everything-is-soundd:

awkward-elevator:

“This election will be as easy as sucking the life out of a baby.”

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

He’s a dementor

(via onepersonarmy)

littlelioncass:

Quoth the raven.

“Ya nasty.”

(via pillowpup)

This.

(via freemanrage)

khunceited:

my dash makes me laugh sometimes

khunceited:

my dash makes me laugh sometimes

(via derekwhostillscaresme)

sublimesublemon:

cuppacats:

aquus:

i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real

have you ever met someone from wyoming???

exactly

my mom lives in wyoming

yes but have you ever met her

(via kirkbonesspock)